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Insane Tramp turns out to be Billionaire

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15 August 2007


Billionaire Alan Monedake

A crazed tramp living on the streets of Barnsley has turned out to be Alan Monedake, a reclusive billionaire who went missing after suffering long term memory loss. Monedake, who lost his memory due to head injuries he sustained in a car crash, earned his fortune by floating his internet casinoes on the stock market.

Monedake stated he was still in shock I'm shocked, I was content being an ugly look weirdo on the streets, scrounging for pennies, but now I've got the world at my feet. All I remember is being a tramp so for this to happen is like a dream come true. I'm pinching myself, when I was told I said to the guy, lay off the glue fella

He remained modest throughout the interveiw, not commenting on what he plans to do with the money, I can't say I know what I'll do with all the cash, although I know what I'd like to do with the girlfreind I found out I got

Long term girlfriend Goldie Diggert was relieved if a bit surprised, I thought I'd never see Al again so I'm delighted. His time as a tramp has caused him to lose some of his rugged good looks but as long as he is rich I'll stick by him through thick and thin.

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Girlfriend Goldie

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