UnNews:Incredible Hulk Death Accident and not Homicide
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20 September 2009
The world was shocked when on August 31, 2009 Several Marvel Super heroes were tragically killed as part of a master plot by Mickey Mouse to save his own company and buy out Marvel. However fans were shocked today when they learned that one time Hero The Incredible Hulk was in fact NOT killed By famed Bounty Hunter Boba Fett. But in truth he died after eating a salmonella infected burrito.
Again this comes as great shock to many fans who believed the Hulk died a heroic death and was quietly resting in Val Hala along with the recently deceased Thor. Some fans were outraged and believed the Doctor responsible for the autopsy was lying due to an injury he received from the hulk months earlier.
Despite the recent clams the televised Funeral of the Hulk is still scheduled to take place in October. Authorities also told reporters that despite the fact that Boba was cleared of Hulks death, he is still wanted for the murder of Thor, and The Fantastic Four, however reports failed to pay attention until police stated they are still searching for Boba due to his connection in Michel Jackson's death. Robert 'Bubba' Fett is still at large and is still a member of the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives.