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Iconoclasm sweeps Cappadocia
Who knew The Onion® had a retarded stepbrother?
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28 November 2010
Cappadocia, Eastern Anatolia -- Several hours ago, the trickster's son Fenriz entered the Cappadocia region aided by a Nocturnal Cult, causing multiple accounts of mayhem. They had a plan to destroy several Christian monuments. They had succeeded in pulling this off as they burned several crucifixes, cremated the soul of the virgin-born, froze the shadow of ashes and let it float away by the thunder listener's intense eyelash movements under their concentration to open the cosmic lid. However, their full plan had not been totally carried out. Apparently their plan told them to crush not only the surrounding walls of curiosity, but also the hordes of blind believers. Surprisingly, there were no human casualties.
- Metal Archives ""Iconoclasm Sweeps Cappadocia" lyrics by Darkthrone". Encyclopaedia Metallum: The Metal Archives, November 20, 2010