UnNews:IPhone infuriates zealots, big hit among time travelers.
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10 January 2007
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New "Squishing your little head" interface
Apple's iPhone has a unique new interface in which users use multiple fingers at once to squish photos of their enemies and make them tiny and flip them around. Web sites can be scaled by touch, replicating the zoom-in-and-out effect seen in early 1970's horror movies. "With other web phones, designers can easily blame the phone itself for what the surfer sees," Said Apple CEO Steve Jobs, "but with iPhone you can see crap web design as ugly as any PC can show it." Using the multitouch interface to view Porn is said to be such an exciting experience that it can cause auto accidents even when used indoors.
Zune vs iPhone wireless capabilities
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