UnNews:Houston resident spots Elvis in the sky

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28 July 2006

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A police sketch artist's drawing of what one eyewitness described as "Elvis flying overhead."

HOUSTON, Texas (AP) -- A Houston man claims to have seen Elvis Presley waving at him from a cloud. "I seed him wavin at me. He be sittin on a cloud and smilin and crap. I thoughted I was jus' crazy, but he jumped up and said to me, 'You ain't crazy, you just real special'. So, I called the popo and they sayed I was crazy and hunged up." Says the witness Hugh Crazeney.

Although most are skeptical, authorities have come across another man (who wishes to remain anonymous) who has jumped to the rescue of the credibility of Crazeney. During the interview earlier this morning, he said, "Well, you know how the world is flat right? So Elvis musta fallen off the edge of it, but was catched by one of dem clouds."

He later gave a police sketch artist a description of the man he saw.

The Houston resident is now being interrogated by the police after finding some suspicious plants growing in his backyard.