UnNews:Hillary Kicks off new Campaign Strategy, Doomed to Fail.
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21 May 2008
NEW YORK-- After Obama won the majority of pledged delegates on Tuesday night, Hillary Clinton decided to kick off her "Plan Q" Called: "Bang for Votes." The Idea is that she will have Sexual intercourse with any male who votes for her. Whatever your into, Feet, Punishment, Any of your little fetishes that your into. Many News reporters Commented as What the Hell Hillary? What are you? Bill? Bill Clinton Responded Sorry Babe, I'm going to vote for Barack. 49% of Americans have also made this decision. Barack Obama However was not able to comment, Due to the Fact that Hillary undressed is much too much for his mind to bear, and he has locked himself in a Church until the Puerto Rico Primaries. Hillary has been stressing this New campaign since she lost Oregon. She has currently slept with a total of 2 people, Both of Whom were Hillary Clinton Supporters, After coming from the apartment where this was going on, one of them said OH MY GOD! DISCUSTING! OH MY GOD THATS NOTHING LIKE THE POSTER SAID IT WOULD BE!! and puked, The other one's Funeral in next Tuesday:
- TO PARTICIPATE IN THE "BANG FOR VOTES" PROJECT
- CALL 882-2748 FOR A GOOD TIME.
- FEEL FRY TO BRING FRIENDS!
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAMPAIGN FOR HILLARY 2008! "PLEASE, PLEASE VOTE FOR ME!"
WARNING: Bang for Votes is not recomended by Un-news, And We warn you, Unless you Blind and Retarded, you will never recover from this experience.