UnNews:Hezbollah leader warns against evils of kitten huffing
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22 September 2006
BEIRUT, Lebanon - Hezbollah leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah told hundreds of thousands of supporters Friday that his guerrillas will never succumb to the evils of Western-inspired kitten huffing, and will use every means at his disposal to stop it — including 20,000 rockets he claims his group has left after its 34-day war with Israel.
"When we build a strong and just state that is capable of protecting the nation and the citizens from the scourge of kittens, we will easily find an honorable solution to the resistance issue and its weapons," he told the flag-waving crowd gathered in Beirut's bombed-out southern suburbs.