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Farron to fund NHS by selling cannabis19:17, May 12, 2017
12-year-old allegedly played doctor and gave medical advice16:54, April 14, 2017
Ryan insists health-care fracas is just the first act00:18, March 31, 2017
Statins to blame for Trump victory23:52, November 10, 2016
Restaurants support Hunt’s war on puddings02:41, October 2, 2016
Health13:23, July 16, 2016
Peake inspires Brits to run London Marathon from couch06:24, April 25, 2016
Harvard: Ban scrawny models02:22, January 2, 2016
Saudi to take action over Al Qaeda “fat-shaming”17:24, December 1, 2015
Papal kiss causes miracle11:44, November 27, 2015
Hospital holds “day to forget” for dementia patients23:40, February 15, 2015
Advisory issued after Measles party epidemic13:00, February 14, 2015
Measles party epidemic traced to Neil Armstrong’s old boot12:13, February 14, 2015
Obama-care confusion ends01:34, January 4, 2015
Man fights for life after eating entire McDinner05:00, December 13, 2014
Obola: Quarantines to be scientific11:12, October 30, 2014
Obama still free of Obola00:11, October 26, 2014
Emperor Ebola appoints czar13:01, October 20, 2014
U.S. asks 132 passengers to step forward12:30, October 17, 2014
Dental hygienists release job stimulus efforts: Stop taking care of your teeth!03:38, September 12, 2014
Officials calm about brain-eating amoeba in tap water15:44, September 1, 2014
Diagnosticians turn attention to undiagnosable diseases15:04, August 28, 2014
Ebola contained by Doctors With Borders16:17, August 19, 2014
America celebrates viral diversity14:28, August 7, 2014
Study: Looking at breasts makes men live longer02:07, July 17, 2014
US moves against trans-fats02:42, November 11, 2013
Fat People are Harder to Kidnap23:48, February 24, 2013
Al Roker to star in reality TV show on diarrhea10:21, January 23, 2013
Utah passes law mandating a nine-month waiting period prior to getting an abortion15:03, January 9, 2013
Shock as Kate hoax DJ's commit suicide13:50, December 8, 2012
Olympic fever grips entire of Britain, many die04:45, August 3, 2012
Australians named worst "fart" emitters00:40, January 17, 2012
Dirt, iron ore linked to mature death22:20, December 22, 2011
Indian Men "Too Well Endowed"03:07, December 22, 2011
Students unsure about condoms03:16, December 19, 2011
Real Life Pandemic Discovered to be Slowest Game of Pandemic 2 ever07:40, December 10, 2011
CDC advocates female genital mutilation20:50, December 8, 2011
America's only gonna get fatter20:20, December 8, 2011
Tinfoil hats cause cancer say NASA scientists13:42, December 6, 2011
Celebrity humps "worldwide" breastfeeding law04:06, July 27, 2011
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