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9 June 2013

Bazooka-boy

KABUL: Coalition battalion surrenders to boy with bazooka

  • Nelson Mandela is breathing in spite of Robben Island
  • Outrage at no pictures of missing Mandela

U.S. POLICE STATE

  • Obama: No one gives a hoot about you! Michelle fumes
  • Rice: Protect protection, not liberate Liberty!
  • Does hamster porn outweigh Internet security concerns?
  • Jimmy Wales: Wikipedia personally irate about being spied on
  • NSA: What don’t you need to keep to your self?

THE LATEST

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  • Syria‘s Qusayr off-limits to foreign AIDS
  • Syria fighting rages near Golan: 347 terrorists survive
  • South, North Korea to hold talks some day
  • Unknown number survive Iraq bombing from 100 miles away
  • Gravity is object of Paris Hilton's frustration
  • Texas person arrested, released without charges or apology
  • Erdogan defends slaughter of own grandchildren
  • Serena Williams skips French Open for holiday with David Blaine
  • Bocce ball: Colombia holds Argentina responsible for victory
  • Absolute Truth reaches Bollywood, fizzles out
  • Tennis: Nadal weds Billie Jean in boring same sex marriage
  • Golf: Top three bimbos reunite with Tiger at U.S. Open

FIVE STORIES NOT TO MISS

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  • Life-coach radio host botches own suicide
  • UK to pay Kenyan colonial-era fighters at colonial-era exchange rates
  • Russia's Putin says sex life has never been better

OPINION AND ANALYSIS

  • Woman in red dress: It‘s not the dress; it’s about me!
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  • Samsung tops Apple with nuclear megaphone
  • Xi in U.S.: Will Michelle behave?
  • Like father, Paris Jackson seriously fucked up
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