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Hawaii governor wants to prove Obama was born in the US
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Tuesday, December 1, 2015, 06:09:UTC)(
29 December 2010
Capitol spokeswoman Donalyn Dela Cruz said, "The Governor knew Mr. Obama's parents, so it's personal." Governor Abercrombie admits he was not at the hospital at the time of the birth, but he was a friend of the family, and created the Internet, stood close enough to Martin Luther King when he was shot to have a blood-stained shirt, and personally came up with the Missouri Compromise.
Also, Hawaii's health director said in 2008 that she had verified Mr. Obama's original birth certificate. But legally, she can't tell us what's on it.
Should the records prove that Mr. Obama is "natural-born," it may quiet the "birther" movement, but the three key conditions for the President to be impeached would still be met: Poll numbers dropping like a rock, a ridiculous Vice President, and a House of Reprehensibles which, as of January 3, will be run by the opposition party. That party's name was not immediately available, but it did prove, the last time it was in power, that it regards bread as not half as filling as circuses.
- Mark Niesse "Hawaii's governor wants to reveal Obama birth info". Associated Press, December 28, 2010