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Godless Europeans blast US technological dominance
Truth doesn't "live here" — It's just camping out
Friday, July 29, 2016, 00:18:UTC)(
31 March 2007
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COBB COUNTY, Georgia - The humble and unassuming United States of America has lost its lead as the world's primary engineer of technological innovation. So blathers some report by a bunch of atheist eggheaded Europeans, who hate Jesus.
At issue with the heathen, sissy, lily-livered Europeans is Americas move from teaching Darwin's Evilution and abandoning the lies of science in their classrooms in favor of the divine lessons of the Holy Bible written by our infallable God.
"Those Godless, freedom-hating, liberal faggots that live across the Atlantean Ocean are destined to burn in the eternal fires of Hell, which they so rightly deserve. They're jealous of our faith as they live empty lives believing in cold soulless science and deny the power of the divinity."
Intel CEO Chip Forger claimed his corporation has seen the writing on the wall for years. "We're moving our processor manufacturing plants outside of North America to Asia. Hey! Don't even get me started on those backwards Canadian losers and their silly metric system. Bangladesh has more technically savvy people, and they only cost pennies a day."