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Get to Work
Who knew The Onion® had a retarded stepbrother?
Tuesday, February 9, 2016, 03:46:UTC)(
1 September 2008
WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING RIGHT NOW <insert name here>?! <insert name here>, shouldn't you be working right now? Come on <insert name here>, you know you are supposed to be working and not farting around. Get to work NOW!!
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