UnNews:Germany joins Axis Of Evil with rest of Europe
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Germany joins Axis Of Evil with rest of Europe
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Sunday, June 26, 2016, 01:12:UTC)(
3 February 2007
SAINT MAASTRICHT, European Union, Wednesday (UNN.eu) — The State Department has declared Germany part of the Axis of Evil, along with France and the rest of the EU except Britain and, of course, Poland, after Germany ordered the arrest of 13 suspected CIA agents over an alleged kidnapping and "extraordinary rendition." (Canada's application is still pending.)
"The festering evil deep in the German psyche has not been solved," said John Negroponte of the State Department of White House, Inc. "After all the work we put into rebuilding Germany, this is how they show their gratitude."
President Bush started, "Gosh darn pasta-eating surr—" "Shut up, sir," Negroponte whispered sotto voce.
Prosecutors in Munich said they were working with Italy on the case. "When a state has been taken over by an aggressive military dictatorship, even an elected one, it is up to the rest of the world to gather and deal with its abuses."
The UK government disagreed, Prime Minister Tony Blair noting the British "special relationship" with the US. "A British Prime Minister has returned from America bringing peace with honour. I believe it is peace in our time."
"Oh shit," said the entire rest of the world.