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Germaine's advice to Kate

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28 September 2014


Archetypal 60s feminist Germaine Grunt has again captured the headlines with modest advice to that unparalleled model of young motherhood, Kate Middlemarch.

"You're too f@&#ing thin, you snotty b!#$h! Just because you married into that inbred clan of mouthbreathers doesn't give you the right to have children and still look like those airheads who keep women clinging to the delusion that it's better to be slim and attractive than to look like a fat old hag. Put on some weight! Wipe that smile off your face! Don't try to pretend that you're happy!"

Ms Grunt is still intent on recapturing the magic of her youthful foray into sexual politics, in which she attempted to prove that women were actually the ones who had had the balls, but they were removed by the men in order to dominate the women. Unfortunately the Female Eunuch Theory never made it as a global meme, and the enduring disappointment of this has dogged her golden years. It is rumored that Ms Grunt's next book will be titled, "The Male Hysterectomy" in which she argues that Silvio Berlusconi does not exist.

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Sam Adams "Kate Middleton is 'too thin' and 'shouldn't have any more children,' says Germaine Greer". Daily Mirror, September 28, 2014

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