UnNews:George Bush vows to run for 2008 presidential elections
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George Bush vows to run for 2008 presidential elections
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Tuesday, July 7, 2015, 01:00:UTC)(
27 June 2009
George Bush, an American politician known for spearheading the 2003 invasion of Iraq during his first four years as President of the United States of America, vowed Saturday morning to run for president in the 2008 presidential elections. "...America still has a place for a [moron]," said the US citizen who has now returned to his ranch in Crawford, Texas after successfully completing his eight years in office. Bush was widely criticized for the decisions he made as president, such as failing to save the lives of over 150,000 soldiers in the Iraq War, but believes he could "restore [America] to [its] rightful place as the chief decision-maker [of the world] today."