UnNews:Fluffer allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo

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3 June 2010

Steel-dildo

The murder weapon on record

LOS ANGELES, California -- Police say a part-time immigrant porn assistant killed one colleague and injured two others with a stainless-steel sex-toy during a late night attack at the Los Angeles studio where they all were engaged in filming an orgy.

Police Detective Joel Price says the alleged attacker had been living at the adult entertainment business, where he worked as a “fluffer” for several months, and was about to be evicted.

"We were working this complicated scene, no sound, using 44 different kinds of dildo. That crazy bastard, the fluffer... he seemed obsessed with this one steel dildo... all of a sudden he dropped his prop and grabbed the thing out of Marlas hands, and waving it around... he was nuts."

Detective Price said that Mexicanfluffer”, Pene Pequeño, ran about the improvised studio, forcibly assaulting the crew during filming Tuesday with a stainless-steel “dildo”. He somehow forced the sound man into a closet, and sodomized him with the tool until he had a stroke. Price says two others who heard the man's screams ran to help him and were also attacked before Pequeño fled the scene.

The first victim died in surgery at a local hospital. The others are expected to survive.

Pequeño was apprehended at the LA Bus Terminal, where he told police, “They kicked me out! And called me a ""small penis" in Japanese! So I killed them!”

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