Falling Greek takes fake hit
Democracy Dies with Dignity
Thursday, September 20, 2018, 10:31:UTC)(
31 October 2017
WASHINGTON DC, USA -- Trusted Greek in the employ of President Donald Trump has sacrificed himself to defend America against Fake News. Spartan soldier George Papadopoulos took a hit from the horde of Persian soldiers under the perverted leadership of Hillaxerxes and her allies at the Swampland pass. Whilst everyone around him made a strategic retreat in the opposite direction, Papadopoulos bravely sacrificed himself to make Sparta Great Again.
It was an honour to take so many hits for my superiors, said Papadopoulos as he lay on the ground, surrounded by his enemies. I did all I could and a little bit more. I trust my fellow Spartans will remember me forever.
Late Update from a breathless messenger
Papadopoulos is alive! And he is talking to the Persians!! President Trump has said this is fake news. The Papa is dead.