UnNews:FARK YOU America and Europe, you're ALL faggots!
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FARK YOU America and Europe, you're ALL faggots!
Who knew The Onion® had a retarded stepbrother?
Saturday, December 10, 2016, 13:09:UTC)(
23 September 2008
“"America is best we r su gud @ stuff we hve da best spellin n stuff america rulez!"”
“"Shut up America, okay? Good. Righteo chaps let's game a good old game of boules happening here, yes"”
“ "Would you all shut the fuck up! Your all gay! America doesn't know jack shit about anything. Europe is a fucking posh land full of abnoxious pricks! Go fuck each other, your both losers!"”
“"Oh no! America is losing the verbal war. I will not take command of the world!”
“"Starscream was a gay cunt. He's stupid fucking decepticon and always loses. I mean, who would want to be a fucking F-16 fighter jet!? What kind of retarde faggot is starscream!”
Right, America and Europe, shut the bloody hell up! You Yanks and Poms are annoying the farkin' world! Give me a break! Seppos. They are a real pain in the arse, right? FAAAAARK YOU SEPPOS! FAAAAAARK YOU POMMIE BASTARDS! Get a farkin' life, mate! Strewth! The arguement should stop! Oz is BETTA than all of you fark farkin' farkin' farker's fark! We play criket betta than Seppoland or Pommyland! And our actresses are more beautiful than ya! You'll wanna root them......
We cook the best barbies- and we don't cook dolls, cunt! We cook beef and lamb! America is Sshithouse. Do ya'll hear? It's shithouse! Sarah Palin is a farkin' tool bitch! Who cares about who is betta! Oz is betta than any country, and we have our own game- Aussie Rules. Aussie Rules! Aussie Rules! Much better than your shithouse gridiron when wussies and cunts play with armour. Come on, that's not a real man! Real men don't wear armour like Americunt sissies!
Written by British convict's descendant. note: I would rather have sex with the same sex, rather than a different species, thoose poor sheep!
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