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Charlie Sheen swings from rooftop, yells ‘tally-ho!’00:50, May 5, 2017
Update: UnNews journalist threatened16:54, April 14, 2017
McMahon fires Trump, dies16:19, January 4, 2016
Trump hires O'Donnell16:15, January 4, 2016
Get these people to host SNL23:42, October 21, 2015
Zsa Zsa Gabor calls in priest for final exorcism05:13, June 3, 2015
Shit That Pisses Me Off:The Vizio VBR100 Blu-ray player22:54, June 17, 2013
Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope23:41, March 13, 2013
US Army vet treats al Qaeda pets14:23, March 13, 2013
Iranian news adds burqa to Michelle Obama's Oscars dress18:44, March 4, 2013
Leave Britney Alone supporter a complete fuck-up19:22, January 7, 2013
Lindsay Lohan creamed in Liz Taylor portrayal15:11, November 30, 2012
Grim Reaper commits suicide after massive week of celebrity deaths06:13, September 17, 2012
Population of men who identify as gay up nearly 200% in month following leak of Snooki nudes05:20, September 17, 2012
Editorial - Why SOPA and PIPA are good ideas05:19, September 17, 2012
Man suspects that his die is broken06:47, August 4, 2012
Obituary:Amy Winehouse enters rebirth04:27, March 10, 2012
Natalie Merchant inducted into Muzak Hall of Fame09:36, January 26, 2012
The Wedding Bride out on DVD06:25, January 21, 2012
Mel Gibson, victim or villain?03:55, January 20, 2012
YouTube changes aspect ratio to 2.35:1, users pissed09:32, January 2, 2012
Mel Gibson at heart of government conspiracy09:21, January 2, 2012
Paris Hilton caught with Francium00:11, December 23, 2011
"Ipswich Ripper - The Musical" outrages the media09:50, December 22, 2011
Clintons deny Bill had sex with Michael Jackson05:12, December 18, 2011
Petting Zoos to be converted to abuse-themed "Punching Zoos"01:36, December 16, 2011
Morgan Freeman crashes car; Jessica Tandy in critical condition04:43, December 14, 2011
Michael Jackson aborts lovechild22:15, December 13, 2011
Usher booed off stage08:27, December 10, 2011
Qaddafi: al-Qaeda should apologize 'while licking my feet'20:12, December 5, 2011
Cher spurns daughter’s role in TV freak show11:51, September 3, 2011
X-Factors Diana Vickers is a puppet20:28, August 18, 2011
Real American housewives make for TV gold20:27, August 18, 2011
Oscar-winning actor Karl Malden selected as new Grim Reaper05:33, July 27, 2011
Grim Reaper Karl Malden drops dead05:01, July 27, 2011
Famous person does something04:59, July 27, 2011
Man wants his name back03:43, July 20, 2011
New Study Finds 78% of Americans are unhappy with television size02:12, April 27, 2011
Heath Ledger Wins Golden Globe, Thousands of 'Dying To Win' Puns Made07:08, April 1, 2011
Ryan Murphy disses Beady Eye12:45, March 26, 2011
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