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Emperor's new clothes bedazzle fashion world
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Wednesday, July 26, 2017, 23:00:UTC)(
17 April 2009
YE OLDE TOWN OF LONDON, UK- The Emperor stunned paparazzi as he modeled his new clothes at a fantastic Spring fashion show in His honor. His majesty paraded around, showing off his crown jewels and wardrobe to prince and pauper alike. He pranced up and down prissily, oblivious to the rest of the world, and others opinions. The editor of Vogue magazine, Alexandra Shulman, noted that the Emperor's new clothes were "utterly fantastic. The 2010 Spring trends have already been decided".
Marketed as the "C-Thru" brand, under the label RAD Colostomy, the Emperor specifically chose an obscure upstart in the fashion industry, hoping to get in on the ground floor of a new trend. His majesty's entourage and a throng of syncophants and yes-men praised the royal taste in apparel, wisdom, and overall coolness.
Despite the oft-reported story of a young man who proclaimed that, "The Emperor is wearing no clothes!", the event went off as planned, and a good time was had by all. The little bastard was wisked away by Royal Security and is being held temporarily at a local Catholic church.
- Philippa Column "What is Emperor thinking? Fashion editor of the Daily Mirror speaks out". 17 April 1664, 17 April 2009