UnNews:Eidos reviews Eurogamer and OXM UK
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23 November 2008
London, United Kingdom (UP) - Creator of Tomb Raider: Underworld—Eidos Interactive—has condemned video game reviewers Eurogamers and OXM UK for their belligerent acts of aggression against Eidos because they didn't like their super terrifically awesome game. A spokesman for Eidos has really said that "Just that we’re trying to get the Metacritic rating to be high, and the brand manager in the US that’s handling all of Tomb Raider has asked that we just manage the scores before the game is out, really, just to ensure that we don’t put people off buying the game, basically." The company has requested that all reviewers halt all critical reviews until Monday, which is after the game was released to the general public on Friday. Our Uncyclopedia Gaming Magazine has reviewed Tomb Raider and we think that —comment removed— In Eidos' review of Eurogamers and OXM UK who both gave Tomb Raider 7/10, they feel that those companies are just really harsh and are wondering how you could ever crticize any piece of art like their glorious game. A blogger has reportedly also responded to the reviews saying "LEAVE TOMB RAIDER: UNDERWORLD ALONE!!!! IM SRZ!!11!"
- videogaming247 "UK Tomb Raider: Underworld reviews under 8/10 silenced until Monday". videogaming247.com, November 21, 2008