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- 2013 proclaimed year of Luigi
- Activists send female underwear to Burmese embassies
- China's 17th National Party Congress declares it is now the 'real Taiwan'
- China bans dairy product imports
- China locks down Tibetan Sichuan province over duck famine
- China outlaws reincarnation, Tibetan monks just found out.
- Chinese "overjoyed" to be learning about capitalism
- Chinese ships sexually harass US vessel
- Cornflake tester dies in Toilet Pie related incident
- Dragon Emperor's tomb rediscovered!
- Foreign film-makers happy with gender-segregation in malaysian state
- Fukushima 50 are green and very muscular
- Human rights group denounce sorcery killing in Papua New Guinea
- Icy spectre of Death visits Pearl Harbor ceremony to mock "survivors"
- In space, no one can hear the call to prayer
- Invisible Man evades capture
- Iranian missile test photo 'digitally altered'
- JSDF recruits a goth loli, a schoolgirl and an idol singer in new special task force
- Jade Goody Spontaneously combusts!
- Jade Goody to be UN ambassador for Peace
- Larkana District closed up by Indus beasts
- Man misses flight
- Members of notorious Midget Gang detained in Malaysia
- Mother Teresa did not believe in God
- Myanmar junta jails entire population
- Nintendo recreates its corporate identity on the Wii
- Nobody cares the world ends in two weeks
- North Korea celebrates Miley's birthday
- Pokémon found in Indonesia
- Revelations about Panda Genetics
- Roberto Carlos turns 71; awkward things happen
- Sacred Bull bites back
- Samoan ruler not assassinated, unimportant
- Samsung sells phones, everybody cares
- Scientists retrace waves to their source
- Shilpa to be Crowned new Monarch of Great Britain
- Shovelshit seeks audience with God
- Syrian IT specialist 'caught' a vicious virus
- Tata introduces the world's cheapest car
- Union Carbide Fudge Packing Division explodes
- Volleyballs to general banned
- White dolphin declared extinct, tasted great