UnNews:Doctors say ass transplant successful
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28 November 2006
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As British and American doctors work on plans for another, bigger full-arse transplant, the medical team at the hospital in Amiens in northern France issued a new photo and a statement Monday, exactly a year after they transplanted the butthole, arse cheeks and thighs of a brain-dead woman onto Isabelle Dinoire.
Dinoire's immune system nearly rejected the ass twice, the doctors' statement said, but she was given immuno-depressants that helped overcome the threat.
"The tolerance of the transplant is excellent," they said. The team has "confirmed the anatomical and functional success of this first complete ass transplant."
Dinoire said through a spokesperson that she's happy with her new arse, and can now sit and shit like everyone else, including dogs and Koreans.