UnNews:Dixie rallies to celebrate Black History Month
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8 February 2010
"This is a celebration of Black history," commented Pastor Luther Giblets of the local Eighth Baptist Church. "However, unlike the rest of the nation, we recall the history of Blacks in this country prior to the Northern Incursion fondly, and don't pay no mind to things since then."
Unable to find Afro-Americans to service the celebration in true Dixie style, participants had to make do with local boys and girls in blackface, serving up food and drink, and pampering them in rest rooms.