UnNews:Distracting version of 'The Importance of Being Ernest' cancelled after first night
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21 March 2008
New York, Broadway Oscar Wilde, in a huff, reportedly had "another engagement" shortly after the disastrous cancellation midway through the second act of the normally very fabulous play by none other than Oscar Wilde himself... and two of his mistresses.
During the play, reported impassioned by the unprecedented neural activity in his brain, Ernest- constantly referring to an unseen "Vern"- "claimed to be Ernest" to a such an annoying degree that fighting broke out in the auditorium around him, resulting in the government cordoning off the city and a sudden decrease in the cost of tasty donair meats.
Escaping with only his wits and a modest harem, Oscar Wilde worked an endorsement of government inspected meats into his most recent affair with a FDA official before making another legendary appearance at one of those incredible parties that only Oscar Wilde and other famous dead celebrities enjoy routinely.
