UnNews:Disney to Make a "Malibu Chainsaw Massacre" Movie
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17 January 2009
“We wanted to make a Hannah Montanna movie to make some more money off of this stupid Hannah Montanna fad, but we didn't want to spend too much money and time on a good movie, so we just gave Hannah a chainsaw and improvised the movie from there, and we decided to use the script from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the movie, except we've added some singing parts, changed some names, and made the movie a non-stop gore fest.”
The movie is scheduled for release June 18, 2009, so when every kid is out of school, they'll whine, beg, and drive their parents to the brink of insanity asking to go to see the movie. It is unknown if Disney will cancel the movie, but as of now, they aren't planning on it. Tickets are to sell for $500 each, and Disney expects the company scalpers to sell them for around $5,000.
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