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Did Fox News Star Glenn Beck kill a girl in 1990?

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16 September 2009

North America, USA, New York, New York


Is this the face of a man who would have killed a girl in 1990 just for the laughs?

Fox News talk show and radio show host and star Glenn Beck has been accused over the Internet of killing a girl in 1990. So far it has been 13 days since the accusation and no word from Mr. Beck.

We don't know if the rumor is true or not, nor do we have any details on the alleged victim or if anyone had been killed. We do know in 1990 there was a lot of unsolved murders of young girls in the USA, some of which have been solved by "Cold Case", that show on CBS at least seven people watch. But we don't know if Glenn Beck was responsible for at least one of them.

Internet MEMEs come and go, remember when Ann Coulter was accused of being a man, or that Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol was the real mother of the baby Trig, remember on "Family Guy" when they traveled back in time to WWII and saw a "McCain/Palin" button on one of the Nazi guys they stole uniforms from? Ah yeah good times, good times indeed. You were probably watching that episode of "Family Guy" instead of "Cold Case".

The Conservatives fought back saying Barack Obama wasn't born in the USA and was an Islamic Terrorist. That health care reform was Communism. That many liberals are just communists in disguise. Both sides have used smears against each other.

Some say this is ironic as Glenn Beck is accusing Barack Obama and others of things and saying they must be guilty because they are not answering his questions. Glenn Beck has become the Socrates of Fox News now in that everything is answered via a question and he is questioning everything.

Who believes this BS? After all most people think that If it is on the Internet it must be true and they never even bothered to read "Common Sense" or "An Inconvenient Book" or any other propaganda books by the great dictator the radio and talk show host Glenn Beck. After all Liberal or Conservative BS is still BS and stinks just as bad. Smear websites shouldn't be considered reliable sources of information or cited by Wikipedia. UnNews strives to bring the truth on this, as we are, after all, a serious news site that is not about the smears, rumors, or MEMEs, but solid hard facts and evidence, we give you the truth and prove it beyond a reasonable doubt.

Did Glenn Beck kill a girl in 1990? We sure hope he didn't, but we don't know for sure either way. UnNews doesn't try and accuse people who may be innocent of rumors and smears, we instead twist it to make it funnier because the spin starts here, and takes off all over the Internet.

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