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4 April 2008

Torchwood S3 cast

Leaked image, showcasing Tennant as the Doctor, Cpt. Jack and Mammoth "Martha" Jones. Courtesy of the BBC.

David Tennant, actor from Doctor Who, announced today that he would guest star in the Doctor Who spin-off Torchwood. Torchwood revolves around Lieutenant Jack "Captain Jack" Black, former companion of the Doctor. "What Doctor Who really lacks is loads of rampant shaggin'" said the Scotsman Tennant over a pint of foamy fermented hops in the BBC Canteen bar. "Torchwood makes up for that; I'd enjoy a wee bit o' bump 'n' grind, instead o' aw that shite about Oods and Daleks and Cybermen. I'm looking forward to this, really. I hope to be able to shag every member of the cast on-screen; a new side of the Doctor needs to be portrayed in my opinion. Oh, and I just can't wait for my scene with The Welsh One [played by Eve Myle's tits]".

Torchwood producer Russell T Davies stated that Tennant's character would appear in the third series for three of the thirteen episodes, alongside former fe/male companion Mammoth "Martha" Jones. John Wheelbarrowman, portrayer of Captain Jack Black, simply commented that Tennant "does it hard". Russell T Davies's bottom line was "this is possible thanks to the unique way in which Torchwood is written".

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  • None "[www.torchwood.gov.uk Torchwood - the Government Pillocks from Outer Space]". Your Mom, 13 May 2009

Edit: This information is incorrect and false -- 13:55, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

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