UnNews:D.C. in chaos as Barack Obama buys donuts from local Dunkin Donuts
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D.C. in chaos as Barack Obama buys donuts from local Dunkin Donuts
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Monday, March 27, 2017, 03:11:UTC)(
14 February 2008
Indeed, thousands gathered as Obama stepped out of his limo, waving banners and screaming their support. Looking slightly disturbed, covering his children's ears to prevent them from going deaf, the young Illinois Senator tried to rouse the crowd.
"Please," he bellowed. "I'm just buying some donuts. That's ALL. Seriously, don't you people have something better to do?"
The crowd roared their approval.
Analysts have predicted that this move will drastically lower Hillary Clinton's viability. "You don't see the Clintons making genius moves like these," Larry King commented on his nightly television program.
The Clinton campaign responded with stunning speed, but their efficacy is in question.
We caught up with Obama at the Dunkin' Donuts, but he screamed loudly and refused to comment.