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'''Bill Cosby''' (January 12, 1977 - December 22, 2016) is a Nigger comedian and former U.S. President.
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[[Image:Bill-Cosby.jpg|thumb|Yo, Fuck you Nigga!]]
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[[File:BibleAward.png|thumb|300px|Evidence that Uncyclopedia is anti-Christian! What's the Internet equivalent of burning books?]]
   
=== Early Years ===
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'''THE INTERNET''' -- [[Proof]] has surfaced that wholesale [[media]] outlet UnNews, under the auspices of the Uncyclopedia [[Cabal]], is dedicated to the eradication of Christianity, and indeed, even the inferior religions.
Cosby was born in Rural Iraq near Fallujah in 1977. He sold Cocaine on the Streets of Downtown Fallujah as a boy. He later became President of the United States. His Presidential term would last from 1950 until 2005. His Penis is ''not'' as large as '''[[Nigger|Michael Clarke Duncan's Penis]]''', contrary to popular belief.
 
   
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The [[picture]] pictured ''([[right]])'', a sad, mocking, smart-alecy attempt at satire and parody concocted by demon-possessed [[Blasphemy|UnWriters]], is the evidence being held up by the religious, right, [[left]] and middle.
   
It is well known that Cosby invented the [[Shrink Ray]] in [[Detroit]] in 1974.
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''"Just look at the way they [[insult]] our Lord and Saviour [[Jesus Christ]],"'' said one Jesuit history teacher, [[wrestling]] coach, and fondling enthusiast from the Northeastern United States. ''"It's the worst kind of [[blasphemy]], really. They even go so far as to create multiple [[Jesii]], each more foul and evil than the last. I'm telling you, these people should be hunted down and eliminated."''
   
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The notorious Pastor [[Fred Phelps]] of [[Westboro Baptist Church]] told Time Magazine, ''"Fags! God hates 'em! Fags!"'' Daughter, wife and sister [[Shirley Phelps-Roper]] added, ''"I just giggle when I think of those smart-mouthed, [[poopy]]-pantsed burning for eternity in Hell."'' She did indeed giggle, continuously, for 4 minutes [[38]] seconds.
   
=== Cosby to Open Restaurant? ===
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[[Buddhists]] UnNews staff contacted either [[nobody cares|didn't care]], or were themselves readers or contributors to Uncyclopedia. Much the same held true for [[atheists]] and agnostics. Hindus didn't much seem to care either, since all the fuss was mostly about some crazy [[white]] people.
[[Nigger|Piccolo from DBZ]] announced last month that Cosby will open up a Restaurant named Cosby's that will serve Barbecued Nigger Sandwiches and French Fries made with 100% Mexican's Penis. The people of Utah Loved Cosby after this.
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Not surprising was the fact that [[Jewish]] readers and contributors to Uncyclopedia are, to a man or woman, [[insane]].
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==Sources==
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[[Category:Uncyclopedia]]
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[[Category:Religion]]
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[[Category:Blasphemy]]
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[[Category:Evil]]
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[[Category:Evil Organizations]]
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[[Category:Media]]

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24 July 2010

BibleAward

Evidence that Uncyclopedia is anti-Christian! What's the Internet equivalent of burning books?

THE INTERNET -- Proof has surfaced that wholesale media outlet UnNews, under the auspices of the Uncyclopedia Cabal, is dedicated to the eradication of Christianity, and indeed, even the inferior religions.

The picture pictured (right), a sad, mocking, smart-alecy attempt at satire and parody concocted by demon-possessed UnWriters, is the evidence being held up by the religious, right, left and middle.

"Just look at the way they insult our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ," said one Jesuit history teacher, wrestling coach, and fondling enthusiast from the Northeastern United States. "It's the worst kind of blasphemy, really. They even go so far as to create multiple Jesii, each more foul and evil than the last. I'm telling you, these people should be hunted down and eliminated."

The notorious Pastor Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church told Time Magazine, "Fags! God hates 'em! Fags!" Daughter, wife and sister Shirley Phelps-Roper added, "I just giggle when I think of those smart-mouthed, poopy-pantsed burning for eternity in Hell." She did indeed giggle, continuously, for 4 minutes 38 seconds.

Buddhists UnNews staff contacted either didn't care, or were themselves readers or contributors to Uncyclopedia. Much the same held true for atheists and agnostics. Hindus didn't much seem to care either, since all the fuss was mostly about some crazy white people.

Not surprising was the fact that Jewish readers and contributors to Uncyclopedia are, to a man or woman, insane.

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