UnNews:Country Bear Jamboree Sweeps Grammys
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Country Bear Jamboree Sweeps Grammys
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1 February 2010
LOS ANGELES, California -- Despite such star power as Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, and Earth, Wind, & Fire, the 2014 Grammy for best Rock Vocal Ensemble went to Disneyland's "County Bear Jamboree" after a half decade of playing in Anaheim, Miami, and Tokyo.
Henri, Liver Lips McGrowl, Terrence, Trixie, & Big Al took the stage weeping, hopping,and screaming with delight. The band thanked all their fans for the years and years of support during the best of times ("performing at Disneyland, Florida, Tokyo") and the worst of times ("Wendell the mandolin playing bear's arrest in Salt Lake City for Juvenile Harassment, Henri's addiction to Salmon, and Trixie's frequent trips to Malibu's "Golden Honey's Home for Naughtyness Dependency").
Brushing tears from his furry brown face, Henri (the welcoming and friendly 'Lead Bear') put everything into perspective when took a moment to thank his parents, then his Lord & Savior Jesus Christ, then adding; "But really, it was the | Speech Level Singing that really did the most good. I'm a TENOR! Who knew?! Woo-hoo!! Thanks Brodie Perry Vocal Studios!"
Rihanna was not so warm about the whole idea and quickly complained to the Grammy Council. The Grammy Council reiterated the Grammy Mission Statement: "The Grammy Foundation was established in 1959 to cultivate the understanding, APPRECIATION, and advancement of the contribution of recorded music to American Culture. "But they're animatronic robots!" "For reals? No WAY! Did you guys know that?! No matter-even if music DOES come from animatronic bears, they too are an important part of our cultural and heritage."
It was at that moment that 'Max' (the deer head mounted on the wall) stuck his tongue out at Rihanna, enraging her even further, causing her to rush out of her posse toward 'Max' (the deer head mounted on the wall) who was helpless to go anywhere to get out of the way of the attack because he is 'Max', the deer head, MOUNTED on a WALL. All this was much to the delight of Melvin the Moosehead who watched the whole spectacle unfold as he chuckled to himself. Further adding to the mess, Melvin, the dumbest of all the characters, couldn't resist the opportunity for a good-natured joke and slipped with the "Oh DEER." comment launching Rihanna into yet another absolute FIT. She removed a heel, threw it at Buff the Buffalo, knocked out of one of Buff's fake eyeballs as well as breaking that little jug Ted the tall skinny bear plays, earning Rihanna a free trip to the slammer.
Order was restored and by the time the award ceremony was over, The Country Bear Jamboree bears went on to win 7 more Grammys.
- Adam Bein, Field Reporter "County Bear Jamboree Thanks Brodie Perry Vocal Studios "Thanks a lot".". St. George Telegraph, Jan 28, 2014,,,,.