UnNews:Comedian stumbles around for appropriate Ted Kennedy joke, fails
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26 August 2009
FUNNY BONE COMEDY CLUB -- So did you hear, Ted Kennedy died today? Have you heard about this? Yeah, apparently...
...you know what, that's actually pretty tragic.
...well, his genitals will be on display in the Smithsonian soon, so all is not lost....
God this is a little awkward. We're going to take a five minute break. Don't go anywhere.