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Colorado, the trampolining bear
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28 April 2012
Boulder, Colorado -- An entire town was captivated when a bear wandered down the main drag and challenged all to a trampolining contest. They thought there were some pretty cool trampoline artists in Boulder until the bear, named Colorado in honor of its amazing expertise, showed the kids how it was done. It was all over by the time the law arrived to shut down the impromptu contest for which nobody, even the bear, had a license. Colorado was still doing face plants and back flips, and even the police didn't have the heart to stop the show until the bear climbed a tree for a final skydive. Colorado hopes to compete in the Rocky Mountains Open Trampolining Championships on the fourth of July in Denver and will be training daily for the event as soon as he wakes up.
- Brittany Anas "Bear tranquilized after climbing tree at CU-Boulder's Williams Village dorms". dailycamera, April 26, 2012