UnNews:Clinton doesn't want Coulter's endorsement
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Clinton doesn't want Coulter's endorsement
The one that Univisión did not buy out
Wednesday, May 4, 2016, 21:39:UTC)(
4 February 2008
NEW YORK CITY, New York - Anne Coulter revealed today that she supports Hillary Clinton for president in 2008.
She insists that John McCain is the "devil incarnate" because, "He isn't a bigoted asshole like every good Republican should be. He just isn't a conservative." She added later that "I would vote for the Devil over John McCain."
What did McCain do to earn Anne's ire you might ask? We wanted to know. Past tense. When we asked, Anne flew into a rage saying, "Can you believe he rejected my policy to shoot illegal immigrants on sight? The simple fact of the matter is that my policy is the simplest and most effective. We could just dump their bodies into the Rio Grande afterwards. No fuss, no muss. He doesn't even want to deport them and maybe break their kneecaps or something. He's such a softie on immigration."
Needless to say, we're totally convinced. This journalist thought that maybe Coulter would say the most controversial thing that she could possibly say just to get attention but she has proved to us that she has changed. Yes sir.