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Cleveland Cavaliers 'Give Up'
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14 June 2007
edit 'One Big Guilt Trip'
Sports analyst Mark Zebrowski thinks the press release is nothing more than "a guilt trip for the [San Antonio] Spurs." On his SportRadio show, Zebrowski noted the "generally depressing" tone of the press release. "It's really nothing more than a way of trying to make the Spurs be nice, and promise the Cavaliers that'd they'd let them win one game." Sports writer Tony Michaelson disagrees. In his syndicated column Wednesday, Michaelson said the press release was fairly straightfoward, and designed to save "the Cavaliers the embarrassment of losing all 4 games."
edit Implications on the NBA Championship
Many experts are now confused on how to award the Championship to the Spurs, or whether or not to award them the Championship at all. "Nobody has ever won the NBA Championship based on playing just 3 games before," said Mike Zebrowski. "Winning the championship because another team gave up is unprecedented." The NBA has not formally announced its decision on the matter, although sources say it is most likely they will award the Spurs the title. As for the Spurs themselves, things are looking pretty good. "I'm happy we won," said Spurs player Tony Parker. "Those guys are just being sore losers and stuff."