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• "30 Rock" cast member arrested for DUI, Michael Richards calls him a nigger
• "About Town" Jan. 9th-16th., 2010
• "Ace of Bass" mistakenly invited to emcee charity gig
• "Administrative Error" leads to full scale invasion of Tie Rack
• "Airbags must be filled with nails", Think! says
• "All Narcissists Look In A Mirror Day" celebrated
• "America is Mine" declares Bush
• "Bird watcher" photographs ghost whilst watching a pair of Tits
• "Breastaurants" share their secrets of success
• "Bungee Saddam" wins 2006 Political Ad Of The Year
• "Calls to Cornwall need to be justified", says Brown
• "Cash for Clunkers" to end Monday, American car companies overjoyed
• "Chemical Ali" sentenced to death; sons vow revenge, anger, denial, celibacy and all those good stuff
• "Church" of Scientology award nominations
• "Crunchberries" Aren't Real Berries; Cap'n Crunch Arrested
• "Don't worry, you'll meet somebody," says girl.
• "Drunkest City" Milwaukee arrested in bar fight with Chicago
• "Ernest Goes to Haiti" to be released in theatres this week
• "Explosive" new book set to kill millions
• "Fair dinkum" for Aussie migrants
• "Feck" deemed non-offensive
• "Fiddy" Cent in "redneck" row
• "Flatulent" Fumes Kill On Camping Trip
• "Fray at Gitmo Bay" Boxing Match Declared A Huge Success
• "Genetic" disorders shown to be the fault of the baby
• "Googling" Could Replace 4 Years Of Med School
• "Great white shark" is actually a red herring
• "Green Zone" shocks the nation
• "Ha! NERNER-NER-NERNER you didn't win" - F1 ace Alonso revels in failure of plucky Brit Hamilton
• "Halloween" remake: Zombie out, Minelli in
• "Halloween" series to reboot after "Final Destination" victory
• "Halloween 2: H2" trailer debuts on Uncyclopedia, Daeg Faerch superimposed, and more!
• "Halloween II" Blu Ray and DVD announced; Rob Zombie retires
• "Harry Potter" sidekick infected with Swine flu, no magical cure however
• "Here comes the aeroplane" baby-feeding technique made illegal by Congress
• "Hold your dork for Zork" competition clears up last of gamer infestation
• "Hungry Hungry Hippos" celebrates anniversary
• "I'm purer than you!" yells schoolgirl
• "ITS NOT FAIR, I'M THE BEST, NOT HIM" - F1 'ace' Alonso acedes defeat gracefully
• "I Let Falco Out Of Hell!": Billy Mays Reveals All
• "I did not refuse to come on as sub, I just didn't want to play football", claims Tevez
• "I don't like their curry" says enraged Mr Mahatepateloniaadeshwargardun, against new Indian students from India
• "I have his stripey ass in a sling":Pippi Longstocking celebrates her divorce from fallen golf hero Tigger Woods
• "I love democracy" declares Palpatine
• "I love rape" declares George Bush
• "If Glenn Beck had done it" to be released
• "In God We Trust" removed from U.S. coins; new coins to say "Fuck God"
• "Ipswich Ripper - The Musical" outrages the media
• "Iraq causes headaches," says US troops
• "Japanophiles" incensed by Japan's anti-obesity campaign
• "Je ne sais pas", admits Frenchman
• "Jesus vs. Palpatine" debate rages over Internet
• "Lack of heat causes cold weather" Says Weatherman
• "Lack of oxygen causes death," says Coroner.
• "Leprechaun" remake in the works
• "Live Earth" gigs cancelled to prevent Global Warming
• "Lost" producers announce new exit strategy
• "Lost" writers in talks about ending
• "Low Food" Diet takes nation by storm
• "Maddie story still alive" say police
• "Man on a Ledge" Movie Influences Child
• "Mr. Peanut" speaks in new ad campaign
• "New Years" Resolution Voted Down
• "Newspaper's are always right," announces Bush
• "No Pants Day" violence rocks Atlanta
• "No such thing as swine flu" admits Aussie PM
• "No tag-backs," declares Libya
• "Nobody Believes I'm Lord Lucan!"
• "Oh Hell Nah!", says wife of Sen. Barack Obama
• "One Nation" rally offers the antidote to a tea party
• "One hu-man at a time" scheme dropped in favour of new stealth vehicle
• "Pineapples of Wrath"?
• "Plagiarists make my life living hell" says Mozart girl
• "Posh Spice" snubbed by Chanelle "out of Big Brother"
• "Pushing Daisies" to simulcast on all four major networks in order to block Obama ad
• "Rat Pack" leader Frank Sinatra dead at 89
• "Reality TV is Not a Proper News Story" Shocker
• "Runaway General" McChrystal found and returned home
• "Sarnia" leads at box office
• "Saw VI" got a G-rating by the MPAA
• "Sexter" abused, possibly raped
• "Shooting only answer" says Education Minister
• "So brave" Community Support Officers hide behind a tree and "take notes" as man is butchered to death
• "Spoiled Children's Fund" forms to help rich.
• "Star Wars" director Robert Altman dies at 81
• "Stingray" skate skates at ray-sting arraignment
• "Straight fairytales" anger Islington residents
• "Submit your immortal soul to me by Friday or I'll see you in court", Heather tells Macca
• "Suddenly French Resistance" destroys net censorship
• "The Unexpected" hits family
• "Think" Graffiti Artist Captured.
• "Time stopped for a while last week" says Renowned Scientist
• "Tin cans and string" targeted by Army think tank
• "Titanic" sequel canceled due to Millvina Dean death, bullshit plot
• "To the Moon for real this time!", says Obama
• "US not really arrogant or stupid" says State Department official of own free will
• "UnNews:Alex Ferguson explodes after Anfield defeat."
• "Unbeachable" Titanic II beaches soon after leaving port
• "Uncyclopedia is being overrun by the Brits"
• "V for Vendetta" sequel begins filming in Kentucky
• "WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layabout
• "Water Enhances Risk of Cancer", Say Health Officials
• "We're all foreigners!": Daily Mail in outrage and demands that "we all f**k off to where we belong"
• "We've got motherfuckin' snakes" says airport official
• "We've turned into a nation of whiners" complains Graham
• "Weird Al" Yankovic vandalizes Wikipedia
• "Where is the love?" asks stud stallion
• "Wired" police officer electrocuted
• "World a smoking cesspit," says Casey.
• "You Are Dead" coming to cinema
• "You Belong in a Zoo" man turns 100
• "Your opinion matters, tell it to the hand" says UK Government
• "Zip disk" angry at Floppy and others for faze out
• '09 vintage Qatar marijuana shows promise
• 'Alien bollocks' spotted on Mars
• 'All your base' declared dead
• 'Atlantis' found on ocean floor
• 'Bugger that for a joke,' says Australian soldier
• 'E.T.s visited ancient Earth' proof discovered
• 'Ethical' Metroid lines created
• 'Falling in love' to be included in UK 'Legal High' ban
• 'Gang spotter guide' for parents
• 'Grandpa Munster' Al Lewis undead at 95
• 'Happy Holidays' scrawled on Christmas tree display
• 'I Slept With My Mobile Phone'; woman, 14
• 'Kids should be allowed to smoke' says Governor Schwarzenegger
• 'Lights Out' For Norway
• 'Lolita' bed for girls withdrawn
• 'Men are from Mars and women are from Venus' theory proved
• 'Niggers will steal our watermelons,' Australian government warns
• 'No opt-out' on gays for Catholic church
• 'Overwhelming high' leads to world-record drug bust
• 'Physical Cliff': the name that's sweeping the stripper industry
• 'Sexist' offices force men to wear leather thongs to work
• 'Smart Only' debating site sparks outrage by dumping 30 deemed too stupid
• 'So, are you wearing any panties today?' And other questions you CAN'T ask job applicants any more
• 'Spider-Man' Broadway show opens without a hitch; closes while on top
• 'Star Wars' creator sues lightsaber manufacturer in China
• 'Sturdy Desk' for sale
• 'Tedward' remembered by Caroline Kennedy
• 'The gays have got me... I don't feel very well': Farmer's last phone call to brother after he was seduced by a gay.
• 'This Might Be Giant,' say Lincoln Police
• 'We're fed up with the ugly prostitutes,' say asylum seekers trying to break OUT of Britain
• 'Worlds Greatest Dad" charged with selling tot for a six pack
• 'Year After' pill approved for wider sales
• 'Zombies' have free speech rights too, US court rules
• (RED) campaign announces first-year results
• 1,000 birds in mass suicide over Arkansas
• 1.5 billion people will be watching something
• 10,000 bags “misplaced” at airports
• 1000's affected by 'Big Dick Cream' blunder
• 100 millionth iPod sold
• 100m Americans watch West Indies win cricket final
• 10th planet larger than Pluto, but smaller than Lassie
• 11-year old girl arrested for "acting like an 11-year old"
• 12-year-old allegedly played doctor and gave medical advice
• 12.4 million people hit by drought
• 12 year old victim of "Religious Intolerance"
• 13,889th suicide bomber reaches Paradise, but Allah runs out of virgins
• 13-year-old wins Writer of the Month, despite rules and common sense
• 13 Year Old Noob Commits Suicide, Internet blamed (Again..)
• 13 year old wins spelling bee; guarantees life of virginity
• 14 Tesco stores forced to close in bomb scare
• 151 escape death as Aeroflot lands successfully at Heathrow
• 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue secedes from Union
• 165 today, Muhammad Ali's "greatest" quotes
• 17 Iraqi Bodies Found in Baghdad Cafe
• 1 Million Dead from Chinese Typhoon "No Biggie"
• 1 dead, 30 injured, 5 rednecks
• 1 in 5 Americans thinks Obama is Christian?
• 2,000 "obese" people to be culled in move to cut benefit costs
• 2,500 Year-Old Chewing Gum Discovered
• 2001 Space Odyssey was faked, allege conspiracy theorists
• 2005 World Autofellatio Championship competitors decided
• 2006 brought in for questioning
• 2008: Year in Review
• 2008 Election may be decided by Xbox Live Achievement points
• 2008 deemed "year of the rat" because rats will be the only animals left alive on Earth by year's end
• 2008 election race continues
• 2008 why didn't anyone of think of that before award, awarded
• 2009 why didn't anyone think of that before award, awarded
• 2010 Blockade of Gaza
• 2010 FIFA Middle Earth Cup soon to begin
• 2010 Mel Gibson Meltdown
• 2010 Oil Spill
• 2010 World Cup
• 2012 Olympics logo really getting through to the young people
• 2012 doomsday rescheduled due to inclimate weather, other doomsdays waiting to happen
• 2013 proclaimed year of Luigi
• 20 injured in Montreal college shopping spree
• 21-year-old black man successfully poses as newborn baby
• 21 drown trying to walk on water at Tony Robbins event
• 23,000 police officers are actually ice-cream salesmen
• 24-hour Kardashian-Jenner TV channel imminent
• 26 killed in Baghdad book store, "Harry Potter" books blamed
• 2 Cherries Spontaneously Popped at Annual Virginity Ball
• 3/16 truth movement sprouts up on internet
• 300-pound toddler too big to play football
• 3075 bodies recovered from Polish airlines crash
• 30 Years Ago Today: Jimmy Wales Kills Andrew Orlowski's Pet Puppy
• 33 people dead; nobody cares
• 3 die in suspected L33T outbreak
• 420 Bunny surpasses Easter Bunny in popularity
• 42 demoted to Penultimate Answer
• 4Chan vandals attack suspected white-supremacist-owned businesses
• 4th of July celebrates birth of Chris Hansen
• 5-year-old boy that shot sister faces charges
• 5-year-old tricks Wisconsin governor
• 57% increase in crass articles on Uncyclopedia after announcement of annual Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball
• 57th Presidential Inauguration sponsored by Just for Men
• 5 lawmakers arrested for drawing attention to humiliating human rights disaster
• 5 rare pink elephants found dead in Indonesia
• 5 things his genitals can tell you about his financial habits
• 5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch
• 6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research
• 60-books-a-month toddler kicks reading habit
• 64% of U.S. Budget Goes Towards MMORPG Industry
• 655,000 dead Iraqis urge Americans to stay the course
• 67% of Israeli teens call current war "bitchin'!"
• 700-pound woman removed from dumpster
• 75% of turkeys "addicted to cocaine"
• 77 million 'poisoned' in Bangladesh
• 9-year-old boy terrorizes elementary school with two-inch rifle
• 9/11 personal recollections
• 9/11 reminiscent of that other time when stuff happened
• 9/11 sued!
• 90s kids hijack Nickelodeon, take hostages
• 911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich
• 91 bystanders torched by police using flamethrower
• 99-year-old Nazi jailed for life
• A&E TV takes a bite out of crime
• A-Rod Not Letting Baseball Get in His Way
• A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize
• AAA: Animal Alcoholics Anonymous
• AAAAAA! gets mispeeled
• AAAAAAAAA!
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Bear ate my head!
• ABC announces "Pushing Daisies" as last-minute Presidential Candidate during debate
• AC/DC fan admits best AC/DC song is actually by The Casanovas
• AC/DC releases first single in eight years; sounds exactly like their last single
• AC/DC tickets sell out across Australia in 7 nanoseconds
• ACLU attacks "Happy Holidays" as divisive
• ACLU silent on gun control debate
• ACORN dies; believed to have resurrected
• ADHD News Of The Day
• AIDS "support" group leads to outrage; dead Africans
• AIDS is now rated as most wanted by the FBI
• AIDS virus chases Hillary Clinton from Malawi
• AIDS walk fails to cure AIDS
• AOL Discloses Searches Of All Two Subscribers
• AOL buys Huffington Post
• AP: It's 'Ground Zero Mosque,' people
• APA creates new phobias
• AP Style Fake News No Longer Funny
• ATBF America should declare war on Silly Bandz!
• AVG Antivirus detects Microsoft Windows as a Virus
• A Divine Secret of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood: (Uncensored Version)
• A Town is Found Without a Starbucks
• A Vampire Version of "Gone With The Wind" Gets the Go Ahead
• A cock in the ass, as the world doesn't end
• A diet pill too good to be true?
• A good strong talking to solves Middle East problems.
• A guide to Pope Benedict's updated Christmas story
• A new and promising Israeli peace initative: Landscape Design
• A nice cup of tea and a sit down proven to cure all human ills
• A surprise announcement from Keith Richards
• Abandon Earth - Stephen Hawking warns
• Abandoned Sum of USD $25 Million Found in Account at Union Bank of Nigeria
• Abe Vigoda continues unbroken living streak
• Abercrombie criticized for selling push-up briefs to little boys
• Aboriginals are "not safe to eat", says Australian Coroner
• Abott tells surf lesson refugees 'I support smuggling budgies, not people'
• About
• Abraham Lincoln walking amongst us; won't go home.
• Abraham Lincoln was an asshat, historian concludes
• Absolutely Nothing Happens
• Abu Hamza 'devastated' over Queen revelation
• Abu Hamza to Appear in Theatre Production of Peter Pan
• Accurate search launches
• Accused astronaut wined and dined
• Achieving orbit via seismic activity: a new worldwide sport
• Acme Corporation declares bankrupcy
• Action Urged on Asteroids
• Activist campaigns for cause of cancer cells
• Activist treed by “fund-raising” deed: naked may be the better disguise, after all
• Activists send female underwear to Burmese embassies
• Actor Jim Carrey says having no skin "worth it"
• Actor Undergoes Emergency Pocket-Watch Related Surgery
• Actress Michelle Yeoh donates kevlar helmets to schoolchildren in the Philippines
• Actress portrays her own buttocks
• Actually funny joke found in Christmas cracker
• Adam Carolla "Drinking with the Stars!"
• Adam Lanza Death Toll over 30,000 per day
• Adam Sandler's guitar smashed
• Adam Sandler expresses concerns that his next film ‘might not be shitty enough’
• Adam Sandler to direct The Hobbit
• Additional Shock as Oz gets first Prime Mistress
• Admiral William Fallon bails from Iraq quagmire
• Adorable puppy announces surprise run for presidency
• Adult Swim to air dreadful tasteless cartoon
• Adults quietly vote to keep internet porn
• Advertising makes kids fat lardos, says FCC
• Adverts to help Pakistanis distinguish 'several Americans' and 'America'
• Aesthetic fears over Olympic logo
• Afghan bombing shocks and confuses millions
• Afghan citizens banned from seeing cartoon movie
• Afghan nut-jobs react to Florida nut-jobs; 12 dead
• Afghanistan: Large Blast Rocks Naught?
• Afghanistan: NATO Air Strike Kills 190,000 Civilians
• Afghanistan: Why are the Taliban winning?
• Afghanistan death toll closing in on 9/11 target
• Afghanistan names Peace Council
• Afghanistan’s favorite sport: Head Polo
• Africa
• Africa loses status as a continent
• African-American parents upset over BET's Cartoon "Read A Book"
• African Airlines Pilots Quit
• African and Asian countries offer aid to help victims of UK Floods
• African slaves of 200 years ago were actually happy
• After 30 years of marriage, a London man discovers that his wife is actually a rare Yucca plant
• After Cheney-administered water boarding, Iraqi PM backs timetable
• After game-show win, Watson comes out
• After seven years of war on terror, Americans kill a terrorist
• After years of suffering from concussions in sports, Bo Jackson doesn't know anymore
• Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy"
• Against all odds Conservapedia celebrates its first birthday
• Aged couple's secret of a happy marriage: transvestism?
• Aging Hippie Detective Uncovers Who Truly is "The Man"
• Aguilera flubs National Anthem
• Ah shit, I forgot what I was going to write about
• Ahmadinejad: Happy new Jewish year
• Ahmadinejad: Holocaust was really big gay Jew sex party
• Ahmadinejad Elected President of Israel
• Ahmadinejad Plans Foiled Again
• Ahmadinejad captures denial triple crown
• Ahmadinejad oversleeps, forgets to destroy world
• Ahmadinejad pleads, "Send us your homosexuals"
• Ahmadinejad says Iran is Ready for Nuclear Alternatives
• Ahmadinejad snaps up "renovators delight" - US missile base
• Ahmadinejad steals Bush's watch
• Ahmadinejad visits Auschwitz, denies hell cost
• Aide Sent to Guantanamo Bay After Interrupting Bush's "Important Presidential Work"
• Air Force reveals new YF-88 stealth fighter
• Air France orders beautiful-Caucasian-only cabin crew for Strauss-Kahn
• Air France takes attempt on 'Aetropolics'
• Air traffic comes to standstill as new fragrance hits the market
• Airline proposes fee to use lavatory
• Airline sorry it asked man to remove his shirt
• Airline wins where Arabs fail
• Airport worker sent home in crucifix row
• Airstrike accidentally kills a baker's dozen of Afghan police
• Al-Gayda casts die in Israeli conflict
• Al-Jazeera: Top 100 Terrorists Of The Millennium
• Al-Qaeda No. 3 says he planned 9/11, says kangaroo court
• Al-Qaeda bans law enforcement in secular Middle East
• Al-Qaeda choose old beardie as leader
• Al-Qaeda claims responsibility for suicide raccoon
• Al-Qaeda network hacked; group blames terrorists
• Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans
• Al-Qaida Inc. expanding, now recruiting scientists
• Al Davis returns from the dead for the third time
• Al Davis signs fictional character
• Al Gore implicated in profiteering from climate change, Acadamy pulls Oscar
• Al Gore poised to win Oscar for "Best Vice President in a Movie"
• Al Gore wins Noble Peas Prize
• Al Jazeera buy Al Hasboredyu in squillion dollar deal
• Al Qaeda audio says post-dated victory assured
• Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral"
• Al Qaeda meeting uncovered in online multiplayer game
• Al Qaeda trying to recruit truck driver from California highway collapse
• Al Roker to star in reality TV show on diarrhea
• Al Sharpton, Mormon leaders agree: We're both kooks
• Al Sharpton arrested as runaway slave
• Al and Tipper Gore split up
• Alabama hospital launches controversial program
• Alabama okays latex bikinis
• Alabaman's threat to violate violators goes to court
• Alan Colmes decries ratings
• Alaska declares March 24 Sasquatch Appreciation Day
• Alaska finds Sarah Palin abused power
• Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship
• Alaskan bridge to nowhere complete
• Alaskan senate race update: Everybody wins
• Alberto Gonzales claims he doesn't recall saying "I may have created confusion"
• Alberto voted off the Island on Survivor: Washington
• Albus Dumbledore: out of the closet at last?
• Alcatraz reopened for Bradley Manning
• Alcohol Enforcement
• Alex Trebek fails to answer in form of question, suffers heart attack
• Alfred Kahn's apology to the 4kids fans
• Alice breaks the debt ceiling
• Alien Invasion Plans Revealed
• Alien denies Al Gore threat they plan to enforce carbon tax
• Alien sex offenders being deported from Virginia
• Aliens Abduct President Bush!
• Aliens Had To Stop For Gas
• Aliens Shut Down British UFO Sighting Reporting Unit
• Aliens attack New Mexico laboratory
• Aliens demand apology from Church
• Aliens invade UK Woman
• Aliens stealing our artistic abilities
• Aliens visit UK, fined for illegal parking
• All-purpose Jesus announces hostile takeover bid
• All Copyright Violations Settled
• All Nobel Prizes awarded to Michael Phelps
• All crises end, unfortunately
• All is well in the world
• All political parties agree to be soft on crime
• All sins Jesus died for used up
• All your boxers are belong to us
• Allegations of 'bugging' are starting to bug the police
• Alleged "Iron Man" Attacks Birmingham
• Alleged killer says wife ruined his life, bean poem
• Alleged war criminal spotted in NYC
• Allen headbutts Macaca
• Allowable insect parts, rodent hairs in food increases
• Altria achieves revenge on Reader's Digest
• Alumnus Spills the Beans: "Harvard Hates Everybody"
• Amateur Anthropologist Killed by Relatively Uncontacted Tribe
• Amateur magician fails to enthral crowd
• Amateur wrestler arrested on animal cruelty charges
• Amazon.com Suffers Catastrophic Tube Failure
• Amazonian sea monster emerges from river
• Amber reveals dinosaur clue
• Amelia Earhart search underway - again.
• America's Politicians Become DJs
• America's only gonna get fatter
• America's top strategist dies in Iraq
• America, others, not real democracies
• America: Oh, You mean 'Soccer'!
• America Hanged For Crimes Against Humanity
• America Invades Itself
• America Regrets not Electing Samuel L Jackson
• America accuses Iran of stealing cookies from the cookie jar
• America births another homegrown religion, Hairy Krishna
• America celebrates Columbo Day
• America files for divorce from GOP
• America moves to execute porn stars
• America resigns as worlds superpower
• America seeks closure after school massacre
• America to have cheaper power
• America warms up to Obama-care
• American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee Sues Boy/Costume
• American Cancer Society releases list of 8 things that do not cause cancer
• American Idol contestants so bad they make audience cry
• American Idol loser hosts razor blade party
• American Penis Restrictions to Begin This Week
• American Right denounce cycling as too French
• American army to respond to encounter with Iranian ship by bombing Iran with Arabic-English dictionaries
• American billionare buys London Bridge, causes riots
• American cargo ship fires warning shot at Iranian after he sneezes
• American convert could face death
• American entertainment news sources in a panic
• American government to start distributing food stamps to the wealthy
• American owners to sell Liverpool
• American toy company seeks Muslim market share
• Americans adapting to hard times
• Americans awarded Nobel Prize for useless discovery
• Americans euphoric regarding terrifically low-cost gas
• Americans excited about upcoming stadium bomings
• Americans growing discontent with media--bird flu to blame?
• Americans have high hopes for Sunni Ghetto in Baghdad
• Americans invade 2008
• Americans not fooled by Michael Moore's socialist propaganda
• Americans unhappy with Olympic television coverage
• Americans want to know; where de white women at?
• Amish Secretly Masters of Science
• Amnesty International claims defeat, disbands
• Amnesty International unfriends Uganda
• Amtrak Future Uncertain; Could Be Replaced by Steam Engines
• Amy Winehouse is Alive and Kicking
• Amy Winehouse says a legible sentence without singing it
• Amy Winehouse sentenced to a month in rehab; she says, "No no no!"
• Amy Winehouse turns up to concert sober, fans disappointed
• An American's guide to Jimmy Savile
• An American's guide to Scottish Independence
• An Unreleased Michael Jackson Song Found Under His Bed.
• An all new, prettier, better blue screen of death
• An eulogy for common sense and responsibility
• Analysis of US defense spending levels indicates that the US is preparing for war with space aliens
• Analyst: War on Fish will end in 50 years
• Analysts predict National Optimism Day will be a miserable failure
• Analysts predicting a very close race between ketchup and shampoo
• Ancient Uncyclopedia discovered in India
• Ancient chimps invented hammer
• And the Mays is gone!
• Anderson Cooper criticized for being gay
• Anderson Cooper makes stunning announcement
• Anderson Cooper wanted in Egypt
• Andrew Flintoff offered presidency of Russia
• Andrew Jackson rises from grave; criticizes government
• Andrew Schlafly wins Trustworthy Website Award
• Andy Griffith sues himself
• Angel Jolie visits sinners in Hell
• Angela Merkel and Nicolas Sarkozy to meet again in a cage fight
• Angela Merkel lies down in a darkened room
• Angelina Jolie adopts Thailand
• Anger over failure of 4chan being not featured on Uncyclopedia, fatwa to ban Wikipedia announced
• Angry Donkey Mauls and Violates Tourist, then Reporter
• Animals become sentient, smarter than humans