UnNews:Carrie Underwood gets married; Bo Bice gets laid
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Carrie Underwood gets married; Bo Bice gets laid
Who knew The Onion® had a retarded stepbrother?
Saturday, July 23, 2016, 09:12:UTC)(
11 July 2010
The wedding took place at the exclusive Ritz-Carlton Lodge in Greensboro, Georgia. Over 250 guests attended, including the entire Ottawa Senators and long-time Idol judges Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, and Randy Jackson. The ceremony featured classical music and readings from Carrie and Mike's favorite passages from the Bible.
|“||We could not feel more blessed to have found each other and to have shared this day with our friends and family that mean so much to us!||”|
Reports are that Fisher is planning a surprise honeymoon for his bride sometime in the future.
Meanwhile, Carrie Underwood wasn't the only American Idol contestant who had an eventful weekend. Season four runner-up Bob Ice - I'm sorry, that's Bo Bice - happened to score some nookie the other day. Drinking a beer on his couch, Bo Bice told UnNews about it:
|“||Well, performing at the local fair made me real hungry, so I went into Arby's for a cheeseburger and there was a hot redhead behind the counter. So I was orderin' and she suddenly interrupted me. "Hey, you were on American Idol!" she said. "You're Constatine Maroulis! Oh my God, I remember voting for you!" So I replied, "Yeah, that's me." Then she grinned, began rubbing my hand, and whispered in my ear, "I've never been with a rock star before." I was like, "Hell yeah!"||”|
Mr. Bice will learn the results of comprehensive STD testing early this evening.