UnNews:CIA worker lauded for beating
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14 February 2007
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Afghan terrorist Abdul Wali was "inteviewed" in June 2003 and mysteriously died two days later. Mr Wali, an Afghan terrorist, had gone to the US authorities voluntarily out of fear of divine retribution for his heinous crime of being a Muslim.
US District Court Judge Terrence Boyle, sitting in Raleigh, North Carolina, said that a lack of an autopsy and the fact the act was done out of love for one's country kept Mr Passaro from being charged with murder, and instead earned him praise and love from all true Americans. He is expected to win the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize as well. A Catholic, Mr Passaro is set to be canonized by 2012.