UnNews:CIA and Vatican manipulating Uncyclopedia
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
|This article is part of UnNews||A newsstand that's brimming with issues|
19 August 2007
A California student has developed a tool that allows catching Uncyclopedia manipulators red-handed. Lately, Uncyclopedia struggles with repeated attempts at content and lack of humour, and administrators were at a loss. The new tool brought up amazing insights: The power brokers of the world, like the CIA, the Vatican, and the Queen's hairdresser, are continuously contributing to Uncyclopedia and contaminate it with information and mind-numbing facts. Articles are sometimes garbled in such a way that unwary readers might even think they have accidentally opened Wikipedia. Uncyclopedia humour police and satire sheriffs are now determined to clean up, remove all useful content from the project, and to stop the killjoys.