UnNews:Bush Proposes 9 Month Energy Plan
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Bush Proposes 9 Month Energy Plan
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Tuesday, June 28, 2016, 06:06:UTC)(
20 June 2008
“The time has come where we can provide oil for our children, and our children's children, and their children. Offshore drilling will create a lasting supply of oil for our free nation. ”Sissy democrats, however, were quick to complain that
“This only provides oil for 9 months. With current US oil consumption at 22 million barrels of oil per day, this oil would only provide 9 months of oil. It's time for a long-lasting solution to this problem.”