UnNews:Bush, Satan always "chillin' out"
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16 October 2006
The reports come as Iran is facing the prospect of getting beat up just because it "likes to play with nukes and stuff." The president has been making light of the risk of any confrontation with the outside world.
According to the Iranian media, Mr. Ahmadinejad said "God and I are always chillin', listening to 2Pac, and talking about girls and crap," and went on to say that if you were a truly a cool kid, "God would hang out with you, too." Then the Iranian president said Mr Bush was similar to him. According to Mr Ahmadinejad, the US president also receives hangs out with an important figure in the Abrahamic religions - but he hangs out with the far nerdier, ruder, and less cool figure, Satan. He repeated: "Satan's so lame the only kid nerdy enough to hang out with him is Mr. Bush."
'Moudz, as his friends often call him, also reiterated that he would not suspend his totally awesome science project, "even for one hour," and said there would be no retreat, "even one millimetre back," from insuring his project, which involves
launching nuclear warheads at America providing clean, efficient nuclear energy to Iran, will totally pwn at this year's Science Fair. He dismissed talk about possible war breaking out over the wicked cool science project as nonsense, saying some people were making an unnecessary fuss about US naval ships reportedly sailing towards the region.