UnNews:Bobby Brown suffers Big Mac attack in LA
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10 October 2007
"This morning they did diagnose him as suffering from a transient Big Mac attack ... they attributed (it) to not getting enough 100% pure beef patties and special sauce in his diet," said his attorney, Phaedra Parks, in Atlanta.
"He is in great spirits, he's doing very well," she said. "He's speaking with family members."
Brown thanked fans for their good wishes and hoped to make a scheduled performance Saturday in Los Angeles, his attorney said.
Brown thanked fans for their good wishes and hoped to make a scheduled performance Saturday in Los Angeles, his attorney said. After which, Brown broke out some of the crack rocks he had in his pocket and began to light up.
"He just wants the fans to know that he is definitely going to come crack... uh, back full speed ahead," Parks said.