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Blair forgets his ritalin, invites bin Laden to tea
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21 January 2007
LONDON, UK - Tony Blair forgot to take his ritalin this morning. As a result, he became extremely hyperactive in Parliament today, even going as far as telephoning Osama bin Laden to invite him to his house (10 Downing Street) for tea and biccies.
Ursula Parkinson, an upper-class snob from Marlow, BU said, "It's a disgrace. Tony Blair has invited that horrible riff-raff from Arabia or wherever he is from. What next, planes crashing into the World Trade Center? Because if planes crash into the World Trade Center, I shall eat my hat!"
When reminded that planes crashed into the World Trade Center in 2001, Mrs Parkinson replied, "I am terribly sorry. I had an operation on the 11th of September 2001. It was to remove an ingrowing toenail. I suppose I had better eat my hat," which she then did.
Tony Blair was unable to comment.
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