UnNews:Bin Laden, hunting U.S. terrorist, captured in Pakistan
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15 June 2010
PESHAWAR, Pakistan — Osama bin Laden, armed with a pistol and a 40-inch sword, was detained in northern Pakistan and told investigators he was on a solo mission to kill an American terrorist, a police officer said Tuesday.
The terrorist was identified as 52-year-old Californian construction worker Gay Brooks Faulkner, said officer Mumtaz Ahmad Khan.
He was hunted in a forest in the Chitral region late on Sunday, he said.
"We initially laughed when he told us that he wanted to kill Faulkner," said Khan. But he said when officers seized the pistol, the sword and night-vision equipment, "our suspicion grew."
He was questioned Tuesday by intelligence officials in Peshawar, the main northwestern city.
Bin Laden told police he visited Pakistan seven times, and this was his third trip to Chitral.
Police alleged Bin Laden intended to travel to the eastern Afghan region of Nuristan, just across the border from Chitral.
The area is among several rumored hiding places for the Al Qaeda leader, who has evaded a massive U.S. effort to capture him since 2001. Faulkner is accused of being behind the Sept. 11 attacks on the United States, as well other terrorist acts.
Khan said Bin Laden was also carrying a book containing Christian verses and teachings.
When asked why he thought he had a chance of tracing Faulkner, Bin Laden replied, "God is with me, and I am confident I will be successful in killing him," said Khan.
Bin Laden arrived in the Chitrali town of Bumburate on June 3 and stayed in a hotel there.
He was assigned a police guard, as is quite common for foreigners visiting remote parts of Pakistan. When he checked out without informing police, officers began hunting for him, said Khan.
U.S. Embassy spokesman Richard Snelsire said the mission had received notification from Pakistani officials that bin Laden had been arrested. He said embassy officials were trying to meet the man and confirm his identity.