UnNews:Bill O'Reilly predicts America will become Sweden
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24 April 2009
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On his Fox News program "The Hypocrite Factor" recently, the veteran commentator, talking about following the Obama administrations' policies, said " But in doing so, do we really want to change America into Sweden?"
This Newsroom Nostradamus has laid it all out for us, the American public; we're turning into Sweden! First it starts with a three percent increase on posh peoples' taxes, then free and decent health care for all citizens creeps in, Soon we'll have weird accent marks on our vowels. An "O" with a line through it; what the Hell is that?
And don't get me started about their cars! Pfha! Saab couldn't even figure out the ignition key goes on the wheel. And Volvo... oooooooooh, so safe! Jesus, if it weren't for them, you could still get a cool-assed car in this country for $5,000.
- Giblet Stop Gap-Measure "America slides toward Socialism, needs tutoring from Sewden". BBC America, April 23, 2009