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Tripoli, Libya --Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss


Tripoli, Libya -- Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss


LOUDONVILLE, GA -- American high school student, Brett Samhause, today filed a restraining order against Jesus of Nazarath (aka Jesus "the Christ"), claiming that the former carpenter and founder of the Christian Church unlawfully spied on him and invaded his privacy. → More · Discuss

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  • Things should improve in Africa and the Americas, but there'll be loud thunderstorms in the evening, about the volume of a Thin Lizzy concert.


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  • Expect full sun in the Sahara today, tomorrow, and the next day.


  • Forecast alert: Expect 30 to 40 tornadoes to pummel dowtown LA and Hollywood with dropping box office receipts.


  • And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt".


  • In summary, be afraid, be very afraid. And that's all the weather.


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Climatologists expect Margaret Thatcher to thaw out this year.

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Last year more snow fell in Africa than on the moon!

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