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Tripoli, Libya --Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss


Tripoli, Libya -- Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss


LOUDONVILLE, GA -- American high school student, Brett Samhause, today filed a restraining order against Jesus of Nazarath (aka Jesus "the Christ"), claiming that the former carpenter and founder of the Christian Church unlawfully spied on him and invaded his privacy. → More · Discuss

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  • Starting in Europe where it should be dull and drizzly in the morning, a bit like waking up next to a lukewarm corpse.


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  • Russia will have absolutely no weather this weekend. We still admit nothing...


  • Forecast alert: Expect 30 to 40 tornadoes to pummel dowtown LA and Hollywood with dropping box office receipts.


  • In the orogenous zone, expect vertically erect systems to occur despite rear-end inflow.


  • In summary, light breezes everywhere.


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