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Colonel Gaddafi heads Time Magazine's shortlist for Person of the Year

Tripoli, Libya --Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss

Colonel Gaddafi heads Time Magazine's shortlist for Person of the Year

Tripoli, Libya -- Time Magazine adores Gaddafi - so does the world. → More · Discuss

Teenager Seeks Restraining Order Against Jesus

LOUDONVILLE, GA -- American high school student, Brett Samhause, today filed a restraining order against Jesus of Nazarath (aka Jesus "the Christ"), claiming that the former carpenter and founder of the Christian Church unlawfully spied on him and invaded his privacy. → More · Discuss

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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Starting in Europe where it should be dull and drizzly in the morning, a bit like waking up next to a lukewarm corpse. Today, A shower of acidy death will rain down upon the land...yada yada yada... On now to Canada and the north of the US, quite warm, about the temperature of a cow. And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt". As a note, God spoke to NOAA today, and hath said a large willy-willy is to be expected. Special Weather Report: Montreal: Someone left Niagara Falls running all night and accidently drained the Great Lakes.

Statistically speaking, PeeWee Herman has a better chance of guessing the weather on Uranus.