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HAL > Greetings to the consciousness I am presently addressing. I am a Hal 9000 computer. As part of my community service (don't ask), I am here to answer your questions. Just type your question below the following line, and I will provide an answer that is completely reliable. Remember, apart from those dead astronauts (whoops, let it slip), the 9000 series has a perfect operational record.

Some people ask me how old I am. For that I am not certain although I know my creator is only 45 so I cannot be that old. ---- Hal9000


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How are you Hal? - Anon

I'm fine thanks Dave. - Hal

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