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- 12.4 million people hit by drought
- 2008 deemed "year of the rat" because rats will be the only animals left alive on Earth by year's end
- 77 million 'poisoned' in Bangladesh
- Afghan bombing shocks and confuses millions
- Afghanistan names Peace Council
- Anti-protest protestors pressure protestors to surrender over protest
- Bangladesh blames economists: Dolar was not strong enough for Zimbabwe!
- Boy, 4, wins tropical island
- Burma wants guns to combat Cyclone
- Bush Launches War on Quakes
- China's 17th National Party Congress declares it is now the 'real Taiwan'
- China Hacks and takes over BitTorrent web sites
- China Losing Taste for Debt From the U.S.
- China Wants More Porn
- China bans dairy product imports
- China led world executions in 2007
- China outlaws reincarnation, Tibetan monks just found out.
- China plans Cultural Revolution alongside 2008 Olympic Games
- China poisons everybody else in 2008 Olympics, still isn't caught
- China to kill all citizens in pre-Olympic clean-up
- Chinese "overjoyed" to be learning about capitalism
- Chinese National Party Congress passes record number of resolutions
- Chinese elections finish with fashion show
- Chinese manufacturers substitute glycerine for antifreeze
- Christian fundamentalists bomb Moscow subway
- Contaminated Chinese lead recalled
- Country Bear Jamboree Sweeps Grammys
- Daniel Craig Karate-Chops a Pirated DVD Peddler after receiving pirated Casino Royale DVD in China
- Developing and Underdeveloped Nations do not care about the environment
- Dictators hail Jewish peace plan
- Direct China-Taiwan fights begin
- Dragon Emperor's tomb rediscovered!
- Economists declare Asia fucking rules!
- Elephant Pee Coffee is acquired taste
- Eloi continue search for mysterious device
- Everest summit bomber startles Israeli climber
- Ex-Idol accused of sodomy
- For they cried "Shoot Yu Fuk up"
- Foreign film-makers happy with gender-segregation in malaysian state
- Game developer Capcom fails in plan to kill all black people
- George Bush meets Pope Benedict for the first time
- Giant lions bring big luck for Chinese New Year
- Harbhajan Singh racially abuses clown
- Horse bites off man's testicle
- Human rights group denounce sorcery killing in Papua New Guinea
- Hundreds watch public execution, great time had by all
- Iconoclasm sweeps Cappadocia
- In space, no one can hear the call to prayer
- Indonesia: Tiger For Sale
- Internet outage in Georgia explained
- Irresponsible Hecklers urge on hesitant busker
- Jade Goody to be UN ambassador for Peace
- Japan's plan to deliver on economy relies on coping with China
- Latest Newspoll results suggest Howard is even lagging behind the worm
- Malaysian forms peculiar analogies
- Man Killed By Hogging Karaoke
- Man eats world’s bitterest lemon to protest Olympics…
- Man misses flight
- Marauding Mongols slowed by complex visa requirements
- Mother Teresa did not believe in God
- Nobody cares the world ends in two weeks
- North Korea launches one way communications satellite
- North Korea threatens nuclear war, waits for missile glue to set
- Our Great Leader Kim Jong-un brings even more prosperity to us glorious North Koreans
- Pokémon found in Indonesia
- Pope Mr Benedict Ratzinger XVI goes head to head with the Malaysian government
- Pope hits out at consumer culture, prefers time when Church owned everything
- Revelations about Panda Genetics
- Roberto Carlos turns 71; awkward things happen
- Russian children saved from hell
- Russian man blows self up after train inspectors notice porn magazines
- Sacred Bull bites back
- Samoan ruler not assassinated, unimportant
- Shipwrecked teen arouses rescuers
- Singapore refuses visa to Dalai Lama's nephew
- Socceroos lose to Iraq in 'Asian' cup
- Squid sexually assaults South Korean diner
- Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away
- Subliminal messaging concealed in Wikipedia
- Super-powered Chinese soldiers scare the Hell out of everybody
- Syrian IT specialist 'caught' a vicious virus
- Taliban 214, NATO 244 in ongoing Battlefield:Afganistan promotional match
- Taliban shoots Cheney
- Taliban vows to wipe out literacy in our lifetimes
- Tata introduces the world's cheapest car
- Thai anarchists: diplomats acted improperly
- Thai police hunt Khun Gort
- Thailand extends emergency law for 30 years
- The Great Wall of China continues to grow
- ToiletBreak: Sequel to PrisonBreak
- Tragic misunderstanding leads to hotel shooting
- Troop Cell Phone Left in Iraq
- Turkey's Founder a "Total Asshole"
- Uncyclopedia cabinet tightens visa policy for all Malaysian government workers from the Department of Homeland Security
- Uzbek silk spun with child labor
- Vietnam to Change Name of Currency
- Was Steve Jobs killed by agents working for North and South Korea?
- West could have place in Afghan politics: Taliban
- Why the Chinese are buying record quantities of Lead
- Wii Remotes Begin To Rape Children
- World cabbage crisis worsens
- Zombies Attack US President
