UnNews:Anna Nicole Smith: Real Life Satirizes Uncyclopedia!
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9 March 2007
Since as far back as 16th February 2007, Uncyclopedia has been listing renowned murderer OJ Simpson as one of the men claiming paternity for the daughter of Anna Nicole Smith. However, in a bizarre turn of events, OJ Simpson has today shamelessly ripped off Uncyclopedia by claiming that this was, in fact, true.
"What can I say?" said OJ. "Yes I was at Anna-Nicole's house on December 7th 2005, with all the other thousands of potential claimants - and thus I have a perfect alibit for any other murders that happened that night elsewhere in Los Angeles. I know I am the father of that child - the condom didn't fit, so it must have split."
"Besides," continued OJ, "Me and Uncyclopedia have a lot in common. What with claiming to be not guilty of those years ago, we both talk the most complete Bullshit anyway."
- "OJ Simpson - New Anna Nicole Smith's Baby Contender?". Fashion Monitor Toronto, March 09, 2007